Elmer Does the Hula
Stumbling across the train tracks in a daze, Elmer fought desperately to stay alive. The Dolly Parton wig he’d stuffed into the hole in his left thigh had bled through, creating a color only a young person could love. Elmer feared if he didn’t get help soon he’d never hula again.
“What an idiot!” he thought, pushing past his pain.
But there was no going back. The entire Texas panhandle was swarming with MPs looking for a tubby middle-aged